There are so many things wrong with this.
1. It's an elf.
2. I have never collected dolls or anything of the like.
3. Seriously, look at it.
4. Before I opened it, the person preferenced it by saying, "I think everyone should have one of these."
5. It has bells on it. At 6:30am the day after Christmas, my Mom awakes me to go post-Christmas shopping. She does so by shaking the elf so the bells ring and pushes it in my face. I opted for sleep instead of the mall.
6. Somebody actually saw this in a store and thought, "I think Ellen should have this."
7. It's an elf.
Quote of the Day:
"When the game is over, the King and the pawn go back into the same box." --Italian Proverb
2 comments:
Is it better or worse than a certain roommate's holiday party gift?
Worse. Far worse.
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